Permission to Geek Freely


In which an otherwise well-adjusted, sane adult proceeds to flail and squee like a teenage fangirl at any/every mention of NCIS, NCIS:LA, Disney, and Harry Potter. And anything related to food.

LIKES: Good writing, common sense, common courtesy, Tiva, Densi, Nallen, pretty pictures, food p0rn, theatre, travel photography, architecture, social justice, hippie stuff, and Chris O'Donnell, Eric Christian Olsen, and Michael Weatherly (who are life-ruiners).

DISLIKES: Bigotry, bad manners, poor grammar/spelling/punctuation/StUpId TyPiNg, and stupidity in general.

Talk to Me
yeah-dean-stole-my-heart:

meghantheinvincible:

thegoddamazon:

laughingfish:

inflateablefilth:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS







Oh my gosh.  Literal LOL’s.  Like out-loud, scared the cat, LOLZ.
JAM IT.

yeah-dean-stole-my-heart:

meghantheinvincible:

thegoddamazon:

laughingfish:

inflateablefilth:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

Oh my gosh.  Literal LOL’s.  Like out-loud, scared the cat, LOLZ.

JAM IT.

Tagged: literal LOLwant

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